quick someone fall in love with me so i can say that we found love
in a
popeless
place.
(Source: saintdoriangraymusic, via ifoundthisandthoughtitwasfunny)
Wow “kissing” is such a dumb word
“Face battle” sounds way cooler
“may i challenge you to a face battle my good lady”
you may face battle the bride
face battle me in the rain
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if you stay overnight at my house im going to wake you up at 2 AM with questions like “do you think bread cares about what kind of sandwich you make it into”
how do Canadians re-produce
We fill people sized molds with maple syrup and call upon the almighty moose god to bring life upon their soulless forms
when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they’d be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty
That’s a very strange way of coping with not being really attractive.
works for me
